i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
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We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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