did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
sex on a bike is impossible
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