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    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 8, 12 at 2:26am

    I tried that once and it was said as, "Here's a sandwich I want you to make." Saw the hand slap on my face in the bathroom mirror that night but felt it in the morning. Didn't have solid foods 'til dinner next day.

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    Submitted by dmoney1234 on May 7, 12 at 10:02am

    There should have been one of those annoying Internet pop up "congratulations! You're the 1,000th visitor! Insert here to claim your prize" that is displayed near her box if that pickup line worked.

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on May 7, 12 at 10:27am

    Lmfao, should we have a public display that shows our number of partners? Cheating might be less prevelent...

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on May 7, 12 at 10:28am

      Blargh mobile app this is a reply to dmoney1234.

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    Submitted by hopefoote on May 8, 12 at 9:55pm

    Literally as opposed to what? Children, please!

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    Submitted by Massive_Attack on May 7, 12 at 1:50pm

    Like a boss! I think she had eyes for you before the line, but props none the less.