things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
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I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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