oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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