You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
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What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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