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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:33am

    Ripoff of a comedian joke

  • 93 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:19pm

    Little rock loves mt st matress girls!!!

  • 88 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:32pm

    The comedian is Lisa Landry, and it's funnier when she tells it.

  • 88 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:59am

    Shout out Little Rock. So true. MSM is like the whore capital of Arkansas.

  • 89 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:34pm

    Funny, too bad they stole it from Lisa landry. Get your own jpkes

  • 83 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:21pm

    yeah who cares if it's original if it's true haha

  • 85 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:56am

    I go to a mount st marys :) andd I'm a virgin. But not for longg.

  • 84 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:03pm

    Mount St. Mattress. Bolt your windows, close your doors, here comes Mt. Saint Mary's whores!

  • 77 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:30pm

    There's a reason they're called the Mounties

  • 81 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:38am

    Haha. Statues can't have sex. - Soviet Russian

  • 75 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:52am

    This sucks

  • 78 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:10pm

    It may not be original and a comedian may have said it...but it's so true. And I should know I graduated in 2006!

  • 69 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:45pm

    Comedy central standup. Stolen

  • 63 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:44pm

    I'm at a Catholic school and this made me laugh really hard hahaha it's probably not just the OP's catholic school..

  • 78 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:59am

    So true. That's why we call it mount st mattress

  • 69 83
    Submitted by kate_da_gr8 on Mar 28, 10 at 7:04pm

    What would the Rock do without the Mount-Me's?

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:49pm

    You got that from comedy central..

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 7:36pm

    Mary isn't a fucking virgin. she was on acid and Joseph fucked her then she saw the angel. Jesus is an idiot

  • 60 68
    Submitted by cstoffle on Jun 28, 10 at 8:35pm

    That's why the school is referred to as "Mount St. Matress"

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 7:10pm

    The girls at st marys in Little Rock are really fun dates. I know. Save me some.

  • 56 61
    Submitted by taylor12 on Jul 2, 10 at 11:32pm

    They aren't all hoes just most of them

  • 72 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:27am

    class of '08 represent!

    • 44 62
      Submitted by misohornee on Oct 27, 10 at 9:44am

      Woo Woo! '03 here baby!

  • 70 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:54pm

    Haha finally an Arkansas post.

  • 67 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:57pm

    Mount St Mary is literally a 5 minute drive from my house. Very true statement

    • 45 60
      Submitted by allstarchicx3 on Sep 12, 10 at 5:06pm

      not everybody at mount is a whore

  • 67 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:35pm

    Hell yeah 7:36 so true

  • 71 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:08pm

    Lmao, trudat.

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:36pm

    The immaculate coception was just David's way of denying the fact tha he was a cuckold.

  • 66 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:27pm

    This is stupid. Yeah they're whores but this text just sounds dumb

  • 64 83
    Submitted by asdf on Feb 3, 10 at 1:01am

    oh please, i bet that statue's been violated.

  • 62 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:47pm

    Seriously 501? That's a HIGH SCHOOL. I think I'm officially too old for TFLN, I don't want to know these things. :(

  • 69 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:48pm

    In Soviet Russia, St. Mary mounts YOU! -Meso

  • 68 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:27pm

    12:10 Are you implying that you're a whore too? Oh and I doubt the Virgin Mary is even a virgin. God penetrated that ass.

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:07pm

    501 represent!!... It's sad this is what I'm reppin for tho

  • 48 55
    Submitted by cwelkman on Sep 14, 10 at 9:46pm

    Such a lie. I know hundreds of good girls that went to MSM and graduated still virgins. Including all my female relatives. It's the 2nd best school in the state behind Catholic High. \n\nPA sucks!!!'n

  • 66 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:33am

    Hahaha, so true.

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:49am

    501!

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:26am

    Too true. Lmao

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 10:38am

    Lock your windows lock your doors, here come the mount saint Mary whores!! 501 STAND UP!!

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:48pm

    Hell ya mount the Mt.!!! Go hogs!

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:16am

    lame! it was only funny on comedy central

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:58pm

    Fake and stolen from Lisa landry

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:04pm

    Hey 1:47 Mount saint mary's is a college in Maryland too. I heard all the girls there were far and ugly though so I don't know who'd want to fuck them haha. But the campus looks like hogwarts

    • 49 72
      Submitted by REN1870 on Feb 2, 10 at 10:04pm

      Well, this isn't about Mt. St. Mary in Maryland. There is also a Mt. St. Mary in LA.

      • 42 83
        Submitted by REN1870 on Feb 2, 10 at 10:05pm

        AND there is a Mount in Oklahoma City, OK.

  • 59 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:07pm

    Reppin 501. Central arkansas baby. And yes you gotta point

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:04pm

    Someone watches comedy central. Be original, douches.

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:35am

    Makin the 501 proud. This is in Little Rock guys. My sister school. Haha it's sooo true too.

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:58pm

    7:36 i love you lmfao!!!!!

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:09pm

    God was black

  • 58 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:12pm

    The MSMC in NY? Illbe there next year...:)

  • 57 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:49pm

    I'm a virgin....

  • 63 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:11pm

    That's Arkansas, and we call it mount st mattress.

  • 60 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:27pm

    I'm disappointed that this is from the 501

  • 56 86
    Submitted by moebee on Jul 1, 10 at 4:08pm

    I go there.. And agree..

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:43am

    @1:40 Lisa landry

  • 54 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:22pm

    Woow u didn't here that on a standup on comedy central let me guess how many girls there were like 300

  • 58 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:13pm

    09 bitches and who from mount submitted this I love yo ass!!!

  • 45 67
    Submitted by cglover1214 on Jul 19, 10 at 3:30pm

    Something must have been wrong with me. I was a virgin when I went to MSM and I wasn't a lesbian.

  • 54 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:54pm

    lmfaooo

  • 52 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:16pm

    Went there freshman year!!! I love my girls!!!

  • 55 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:44am

    Hey 12:56 we can change that ;)

  • 53 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:13pm

    Hahaha class of '06 represent!

  • 59 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:08pm

    It may not be original but it's so true. I should know I graduated '06 baby!

  • 46 73
    Submitted by soccermanjones on Apr 27, 10 at 11:11pm

    not anymore...i just left there

  • 53 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:55pm

    Hahahhahahhahahhaha true that!

  • 48 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:05pm

    Virgin from her pussy not the ass!!

  • 48 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:40am

    There is a total of 5 virgins in the Jr. and Sr. classes at my school.

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:11pm

    Gasp my gf went there!

  • 54 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:58am

    First!!!

  • 32 49
    Submitted by girl_gotta_donk on Jan 20, 11 at 12:18am

    Mount saint marys girls are disgusting.\nThey dont shower and are lesbos.

  • 45 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:49am

    Finally one from my state! Sadly I know what their talking about. Everyone in Ar knows about Mount st. matress.

    • 46 66
      Submitted by misohornee on Oct 27, 10 at 9:47am

      Not everybody, sometimes when people ask me where I went to high school and I say The Mount, they are like what is that?? Then I have to say Mt. St. Mary, and if they don't know what it is after that then I just walk away from them.

  • 48 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:53pm

    Girlfriend went there too....

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:40pm

    That's a joke from Lisa something.... Nice try.

  • 50 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:09pm

    Sorry. not anymore

  • 43 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:47am

    I'm a virgin attending the Mount in LA :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:43am

    Why the fuck is this on here? No one else in the whole entire world gives a fuck about a high school in little rock? Good one tfln for allowing this price of shit to have their 2 seconds of bullshit.

  • 44 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:59pm

    1:47 I just looked through all the comments for one at 5:01... To no avail... Cool.

  • 46 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:12pm

    This is mcgibbony. I laughed for thirty minutes. Props

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:41am

    12:47. You apparently haven't been in the right place in Arkansas or you just have no taste in women whatsoever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:47am

    Arkansas has the ugliest muthafuckas in the US

  • 38 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:36pm

    Was she a brunnett?