God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
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I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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