O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
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Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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