just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
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I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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