I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
You work out of a Hotel?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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