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  • 56 41
    Submitted by kameronkales on Aug 21, 11 at 1:23pm
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    Fuck that. I'm staying single my whole life.

  • 55 45
    Submitted by danicgirl on Aug 20, 11 at 2:03pm
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    came straight from road trip...

  • 53 44
    Submitted by ThatsMyAss on Aug 21, 11 at 4:17am
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    And the window for herpes gets bigger every day

  • 49 44
    Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 20, 11 at 3:00pm
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    As a 30 year old who (remotely) settled down... this is fucking gospel.

    • 40 37
      Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Aug 20, 11 at 3:34pm
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      Maybe, but I've hooked up with women older than you who had never really settled down at all.

  • 46 52
    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Aug 20, 11 at 2:53pm
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    I'm not surprised that this is from my area code.

  • 38 38
    Submitted by cowgurl on Aug 22, 11 at 5:41am
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    That is until the condom breaks and u not know until its too late...

  • 43 53
    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Aug 20, 11 at 2:40pm
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    you know, that is just to stereotypical...the rude Frenchie eats you out and doesn't have the courtesy to fuck out after

  • 41 52
    Submitted by hvltn on Aug 21, 11 at 12:40pm
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    Rule: Don't get married until you've legally fucked a girl half your age.