How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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