She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
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It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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