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  • 68 28
    Submitted by Portcityliving on Sep 3, 11 at 9:32am

    Coke, my friend, coke

  • 40 22
    Submitted by black_out on Sep 3, 11 at 10:05am

    Coke wins

  • 36 21
    Submitted by R3X on Sep 3, 11 at 12:06pm

    Like a boss, my friends, like a boss

  • 38 26
    Submitted by EMTPirate on Sep 3, 11 at 1:25pm

    It's pretty easy to fuck a stripper for free. First talk to them find one in college and not on meth. Listen to her, find common ground. They are used to being used and abused so be nice, ready her like a person and ask before touching. Let her leave to make money, and if she comes back you are getting your dick wet. Works best with a group of friends.

  • 35 26
    Submitted by uchicago on Sep 3, 11 at 2:15pm

    EMT Pirate, I'm a girl and I know quite a few strippers and I've never met a single one that was going to college while stripping. So I'm guessing finding one might be difficult. Perhaps you could settle for a girl with well-defined goals instead?

    • 17 25
      Submitted by fucksyourmother on Sep 3, 11 at 11:09pm

      One of my ex's was a stripper, was going to community college, and spent all of her money on gas, coke and jack daniels. She was fun.

  • 32 25
    Submitted by Michguy on Sep 3, 11 at 9:12am

    Money, my friend, money.

  • 19 21
    Submitted by MasonDixonChamp on Sep 3, 11 at 9:42pm

    Been there. Done that!