My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Tornado booty call.. dedication
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
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