super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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