it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Are my feet made of real feet?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
did you just send me my own nude
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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