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  • 60 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:33am
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    hell yeah definitely represent the 412!

  • 57 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:33pm
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    hot mustard? or mild?

  • 60 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:12pm
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    At least you used protection..

  • 59 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 7:27pm
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    @ 2:12PM The condoms weren't for protection. They were for being filled up with mustard and slapping the hell out of those midgets!

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:48pm
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    lemme guess... this went down post-pirate game?? :) :)

  • 59 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:13pm
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    damn, why wasn't i invited to this party?? haha

  • 50 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:27pm
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    Mustard gives me a rash

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:54pm
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    Thanks, 2:43. I was about to say it.

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:30pm
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    4:48 had to have been afterwards.

  • 40 31
    Submitted by etherealnyte on Oct 31, 10 at 12:51pm
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    ... Why the hell are all the yinzers here so proud of this text? It's not particularly crazy, classy, stupid, wild or witty, it's just kind of... boring. *smh*

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:00pm
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    something sexy...prude

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:43pm
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    you mean "as evidenced by" tard

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:22pm
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    That's not so bad. When you find a condom in the bottom of the Mayonaise Jar, then it's Bad!

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:12pm
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    Pittsburgh represent!

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:04pm
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    the smell of mustard would get overwhelming

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:46pm
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    haha yeah! fellow pittsburgher here too! high five!! 412 represent

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:06pm
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    This is the first text from Pittsburgh I've seen!!!! Yinz guys must've had fun and nat

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:03am
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    Love my fellow burghers!!!!!

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:44pm
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    i would much rather smell latex and lube than mustard.. mustard is nasty assss and lube just makes it go in easier

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:58pm
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    gross. i can only imagine what happened....

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:30pm
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    Mustard WOULD cover up that fowl smell of latex. PGH represent!

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:25pm
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    hahahaha 3:06 high-five from a fellow Yinzer!

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:03pm
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    Something Sticky and Hot

  • 38 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:57pm
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    3:06 type in the area code at the top of the website, try 724 too