To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
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My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
did i just pee glitter
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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