I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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