You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
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Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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