There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
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Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
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He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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