And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
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the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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