its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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