i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
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Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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