Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
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Only if you have thin mints
If I come to watch, chances are you're swallowin more than Girl Scout cookies.
Sounds like my ex girlfriend, she was so tight...
I unfortunately live here. There is a 70 percent chance this is a fatty.
Are we supposed to infer that this is a bad thing? 'Cause all I'm inferring is that you're a douche...
Thanks, mom. When will dad be back from Cabo?
North Mississippi girls are a hot mess.
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