I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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