Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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