Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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