He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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