anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
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Just because Jeff beats me does not mean he doesn't love me. -Jeffs Girl
Remember, remember the fifth of November
I actually REALLY agree with this thought process.
Oh, I get it! It's funny because if you said "I'm going to call the cops if you touch me" then clearly you don't love the person! - Jeff
Obama is a worthless piece of shit
EAT A FUDGIE POOP STICK!
I love you in a "lets just be friends" kind of way
Do you remember the fifth of november?-v
If you're pretending to be Jeff, you're gayer than the original Jeff.
I love you in a "Stop being a crazy, abusive stalker" kinda way.
2:48 speaks the truth
I'm thirsty, yet it has nothing to do with pretzels.
You should really stop trying to fuck family members.
Okay, I drank some water, I'm not thirsty anymore.
otherwise known as borderline personality disorder
Charles Rutherford believes this text is from Rhianna's BFF regarding Chris Brown
I think its possible to be scared of a loved one.
^^ Jeff's girl has a penis
Well, they could just be christian if they say that.....fucking christians....
this happened to me...except he called the cops
I have actually had a girl I was dating say this to me. But she was insane, so it's okay.
Oh, I get it! It's funny because if you said "I'm going to call the cops if you touch me" then clearly you don't love the person! - Zack
If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon
In Soviet Russia, I have sex with your mom!
Maybe it was a parent to a fucked-up son or daughter: "I love you, but I'm going to call the cops if you touch me..."? Makes plenty of sense then. Oh. Wait. This is TFLN. Nevermind....
abusive boyfriend for sure... lookin' at you cth
"I love you" does not mean "I want to have sex with you" Soooorry.
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