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  • Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 7, 10 at 4:35pm

    You don't, you run.

  • Submitted by maskedman on Jun 7, 10 at 7:31pm

    You say,"that's nothing" and then you show him the move your father taught you. \n\nWait, we're talking about breakdancing right?

  • Submitted by Beaglehead on Jun 7, 10 at 5:42pm

    Ask for a threesome, she obviouslly knows a thing or two

  • Submitted by SideArm1911 on Jun 7, 10 at 6:28pm

    how about... thanks??

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jun 7, 10 at 4:42pm

    nuth'in...just go home to your double wide...

  • Submitted by AustinATM on Jun 7, 10 at 8:24pm

    What move was it? Lol

  • Submitted by destructo on Jun 7, 10 at 8:22pm

    You should say " well if you think that's sumthin, wait till you see what my dog can do!" that should determine wether or not he's a keeper. BOOSH!

  • 98 77
    Submitted by cowycal on Jun 7, 10 at 10:38pm

    Mother know best.

  • 97 77
    Submitted by imnotkidding on Jun 8, 10 at 12:05am

    "PULL OUT!"

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 7, 10 at 8:18pm

    Response is a psychotic scream while running away as fast as you can while lobbing live grenades behind you.

  • Submitted by GIJew on Jun 8, 10 at 1:24am

    Don't worry if your team lost, son. You're a winner in bed.

  • 92 75
    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Jun 7, 10 at 10:12pm

    Grosssssss

  • 98 88
    Submitted by abc124 on Jun 7, 10 at 11:36pm

    You shoulda been like, " so that's why your sister is like that!"

  • 92 77
    Submitted by GIJew on Jun 8, 10 at 1:23am

    It's okay if your team loss, son. You're a winner in bed.

  • 97 91
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jun 7, 10 at 9:10pm

    Thanx mom!

  • 81 60
    Submitted by 1949 on Jun 9, 10 at 12:06am

    Cerial killer line!

  • 93 84
    Submitted by jefferybenson on Jun 7, 10 at 5:28pm

    I woulda fucked him.

  • 87 73
    Submitted by pandora13 on Jun 8, 10 at 6:34am

    What is \\n\\n?

  • 92 85
    Submitted by Instinct on Jun 8, 10 at 12:15am

    This must have came from west virginia. He actually probably learned it from his Uncle-dad or Cousin-aunt.

  • 96 94
    Submitted by Phys on Jun 7, 10 at 6:32pm

    You say that I just realized I can't ever talk to you or see you again without that disturbing image since you're a sane person

  • 93 89
    Submitted by blamblam on Jun 8, 10 at 2:35am

    Sounds to me like that guy cock blocked himself because now you will always be reminded of his mom during sex. Ewww.

  • 96 97
    Submitted by PlanetPiss on Jun 7, 10 at 6:13pm

    Game on. Cool mom

  • Submitted by big_dubya56 on Jun 7, 10 at 6:00pm

    Incest is the best, put your cousin to the test

  • Submitted by zwuang on Jun 7, 10 at 4:42pm

    U say "what the fuk!"

  • 86 85
    Submitted by donkeydong on Jun 7, 10 at 5:59pm

    Yikes

  • 83 85
    Submitted by machaveli2 on Jun 7, 10 at 10:16pm

    This is what you do... Ride him till he can't breath lol

  • 84 90
    Submitted by hollaaturboy on Jun 7, 10 at 11:22pm

    You say... Ehh, I've seen better.

  • Submitted by imboyo on Jun 7, 10 at 10:53pm

    Stop scissoring and ask for her number

  • 84 95
    Submitted by awsome on Jun 7, 10 at 11:41pm

    Just get the hell out

  • 69 67
    Submitted by PuddinLove on Jun 8, 10 at 4:19am

    this reminds me of the sexy losers

  • Submitted by uhateme on Jun 7, 10 at 5:52pm

    Tell her thank u. god the never of some people no home training at all!

  • 72 78
    Submitted by mnightgoulding on Jun 9, 10 at 9:14am

    Haha I got it from my momma?

  • 69 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 10 at 12:56am

    What the fuck does that mean

  • Submitted by Michguy on Jun 7, 10 at 7:34pm

    Tell him what your daddy taught you.

  • Submitted by sircohan on Jun 7, 10 at 7:11pm

    First.

  • 73 84
    Submitted by imbored on Jun 8, 10 at 12:53am

    Agrees with destructos comment not his name

  • Submitted by DubT on Jun 7, 10 at 4:35pm

    First and I banged your mom.

  • 69 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 10 at 2:02am

    Well look my mom taught me...lol

  • 65 74
    Submitted by zwuang on Jun 8, 10 at 1:12pm

    U ask if she can teach u some too, lol

  • 74 99
    Submitted by saltybol123 on Jun 7, 10 at 7:48pm

    Be concerned yet thankful if it was good

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 10 at 5:48pm

    Incest is the best sex

  • 26 35
    Submitted by dh25 on Jul 31, 12 at 6:42am

    You say "Make momma proud!" and go again.