doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
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I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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