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  • That is strange, it is usually your mom that smells like cum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:57am
  • Oh my god that's the greatest thing I have ever heard, 10:50

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:03pm
  • Why do my submissions never show up on here? Is there some sort of screening process? Because I'm pretty sure the few I've submitted have been a lot funnier than others I've read on here. Can anyone enlighten me on this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:59pm
  • @11:20 - go fuck your mom. maybe she'll text you saying you smell like cum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:48pm
  • i got a text put on here so they definitely are using user submitted texts... but the texts themselves are largely fake i assume

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:56am
  • if uve ever smelled it...it actually doesnt have a "smell" unless the dude was drinking alcohol cuz then it smells and tastes like salt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:30pm
  • I'm sure most of them are fake, yeah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:21am
  • lmfao, imma start using that line now 10:50

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:51pm
  • @12:02- meaning the texts are fake.. or?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:07am
  • Maybe it was just one of those cum trees?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:24pm
  • @11:59 the site is fake. give it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:02am
  • so that's a picture of your dog... and this is a picture of your mom... nice looking dog! given the choice, i would've done it too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:00am
  • 11:57 hahahahahahahaha...niceeee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:50am
  • yeah, cause she FUCKED it and came all over that hairy little mutt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:15pm
  • she informed you your "dog" smells like cum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:05am
  • Well, she is the expert!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:49pm
  • i totally agree 11:57, what the hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:59pm
  • ur one load your mother should have swallowed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:50pm
  • Some of them may be fake, but the writing style is too different for many of these to be faked. I find it hard to believe that the folks who run this site are intelligent enough to fake so many texts in so many different ways; different grammar mistake here, different spelling mistake there, horribly lame joke here, epic joke there...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:37am
  • Lol Oakland

    Submitted by fartknocker27 on Aug 10, 11 at 2:55pm
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