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  • 61 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:59pm
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    Why do my submissions never show up on here? Is there some sort of screening process? Because I'm pretty sure the few I've submitted have been a lot funnier than others I've read on here. Can anyone enlighten me on this?

  • 58 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:03pm
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    Oh my god that's the greatest thing I have ever heard, 10:50

  • 56 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:21am
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    I'm sure most of them are fake, yeah.

  • 52 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:30pm
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    if uve ever smelled it...it actually doesnt have a "smell" unless the dude was drinking alcohol cuz then it smells and tastes like salt

  • 55 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:48pm
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    @11:20 - go fuck your mom. maybe she'll text you saying you smell like cum.

  • 48 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:56am
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    i got a text put on here so they definitely are using user submitted texts... but the texts themselves are largely fake i assume

  • 51 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:02am
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    @11:59 the site is fake. give it up.

  • 50 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:59pm
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    i totally agree 11:57, what the hell

  • 48 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:57am
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    That is strange, it is usually your mom that smells like cum.

  • 51 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:24pm
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    Maybe it was just one of those cum trees?

  • 46 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:50am
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    11:57 hahahahahahahaha...niceeee

  • 50 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:00am
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    so that's a picture of your dog... and this is a picture of your mom... nice looking dog! given the choice, i would've done it too.

  • 47 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:07am
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    @12:02- meaning the texts are fake.. or?

  • 45 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:51pm
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    lmfao, imma start using that line now 10:50

  • 46 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:49pm
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    Well, she is the expert!

  • 45 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:05am
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    she informed you your "dog" smells like cum.

  • 40 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:50pm
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    ur one load your mother should have swallowed.

  • 42 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:15pm
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    yeah, cause she FUCKED it and came all over that hairy little mutt.

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:37am
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    Some of them may be fake, but the writing style is too different for many of these to be faked. I find it hard to believe that the folks who run this site are intelligent enough to fake so many texts in so many different ways; different grammar mistake here, different spelling mistake there, horribly lame joke here, epic joke there...

  • 26 22
    Submitted by fartknocker27 on Aug 10, 11 at 2:55pm
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    Lol Oakland