I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
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Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize