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  • 94 76
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 17, 10 at 3:34pm

    ahh the joy of mushrooms.

  • 88 71
    Submitted by firstkiller187 on Jul 17, 10 at 3:49pm

    I swear to everything I will hunt down all of you lame no good butt humping wanna b firsty mother f-ers down and destroy the means you use to post your useless comments followed quickly by you for the love of crack could you all please just STFU

  • 86 81
    Submitted by satsukiyami on Jul 17, 10 at 3:34pm

    But the real question is, What are they telling you?

  • 78 85
    Submitted by mayorbee on Jul 17, 10 at 4:49pm

    The tv talking to you really isn't all that impressive, frankly. Well, I'll admit that it is a marvel of electronics, plastics, and glass, but, like everything we see on a daily basis, the sheer wonder of an invention kinda wears off after a while.

  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 11:54pm

    Get that cat off my head

  • 62 59
    Submitted by XeroKewl on Jul 17, 10 at 11:00pm

    you are hallucinating that all this shit is talking to you, yet you can text normally? now thats amazing!!

  • 61 68
    Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 17, 10 at 3:55pm

    psychedelic love

  • 62 71
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 7:38pm

    Toker person, no comment. If people like myself and Firsty and firstyfollower and jenny and anon and buzzkill weren't on here you wouldn't have anyone to cuss at or have your tantrums over. Get over yourself.

  • 59 69
    Submitted by jondime23 on Jul 17, 10 at 4:41pm

    Pretty funny.

  • 63 79
    Submitted by PolarBare on Jul 18, 10 at 11:36am

    Where can you get good shrooms now days...all I seem to find are mediocre.

  • 61 75
    Submitted by generic_name on Jul 18, 10 at 3:15am

    oh ambien

  • 61 75
    Submitted by stev1995 on Jul 17, 10 at 4:47pm

    i love tacos

  • 61 75
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 17, 10 at 4:42pm

    ....That High!?

  • 62 78
    Submitted by yungyacht on Jul 18, 10 at 3:18am

    Just say no

  • 47 52
    Submitted by tukabar420 on Dec 4, 10 at 10:42pm

    Yo man i'm from the 703. Hit me up and let me know where to get some shrooms

  • 61 82
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 17, 10 at 4:49pm

    Apparently I have magic mushrooms all around my horse pasture in the spring.. But Im not going to try them 1st....

  • 48 61
    Submitted by trollinator on Jul 17, 10 at 8:26pm

    Trollinator says... The tv is talking?!?

  • 47 61
    Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on Jul 18, 10 at 1:43am

    Shroooomms or lysergic acid?

  • 52 71
    Submitted by ifzombiesattack on Jul 17, 10 at 9:34pm

    I remember the first time I did shrooms, too. Haha.

  • 52 71
    Submitted by 2stoned on Jul 17, 10 at 9:34pm

    Don't forget acid does that too

    • 51 61
      Submitted by zofoandrew on Jul 19, 10 at 9:07am

      lamps dont talk to you on acid...they just look awesome

      • 47 61
        Submitted by FakeM5 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:22am

        hahaha LOL

  • 51 71
    Submitted by jewelzz on Jul 23, 10 at 10:51pm

    Texting your bff Jill?

  • 52 74
    Submitted by MrK on Jul 17, 10 at 3:58pm

    It's the force, you're a jedi!

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 8:09pm

    @ 7:38 shazzam to you !!! Ty for saying that.

  • 45 64
    Submitted by 420toker on Jul 17, 10 at 6:34pm

    Fuck you KesJaye you little bitch and the goddamn Firsty assholes need to get of the site

  • 55 84
    Submitted by PGates on Jul 17, 10 at 3:40pm

    These pretzels are making us firsty!

  • 46 67
    Submitted by FakeM5 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:21am

    that's gotta be acid... or shrooms.... haha nice trip!..

  • 50 79
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 6:04pm

    Firstyfollower I'll try the mushrooms first then but please wash off the horse poop first. It will of course be my first time trying mushrooms. Lol

  • 50 80
    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 17, 10 at 6:20pm

    if you didn't see the drag racing chicken with the blue ceramic tile tractor, then you tapped out waaayy too early...

  • 53 89
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 3:54pm

    Firstkiller187, no one is talking here. These are just text. Put down your weapon and back away slowly. No need for violence. Calm down damn!

  • 46 79
    Submitted by guitar_boy on Jul 18, 10 at 2:27am

    Firstkiller you won't hunt down anyone you scrotum licker... Your mom would yell at you for missing curfew....

  • 50 95
    Submitted by FirstyNation on Jul 17, 10 at 3:43pm

    We are a nation behind firsty, and things that make us firsty!