Whod you bang
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
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