shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
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We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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