I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
You took a bar mat shot.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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