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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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Skinny as hell, long, tastes fruity?
Twizzler flavored
I compare mine to 2 cans of RedBull stacked verticaly.
Umm, it makes mouths happy??
My dick tastes like twizzlers!
Why twizzler why not a beef stick
I love twizzlers though. They're my favorite candy. If a guy told me that, strangely I think it would turn me on, lollll.
In no way, shape or form is that the most annoying way to try and sound intelligent, and fail.
GodlessBJ, you worded it wrong. You actually gave her points in her favor, hahaha dumbass
I love twizzlers !!!! (: ... Just sayin' !
Well, twizzlers r about 8 inches long
red, tasted like strawberry and ribbed?
Size does matter!
someone watches too much deuce bigelow
Smooooooth.
What if you're fat and hungry; I it's a turn on then.
Ladies love licorice
@Productplacement, you forgot TWISTY, skinny dick. Double Ha!!
buttsecks
Mmmmm... chewy!
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
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