Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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