I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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