He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
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I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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