gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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