I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
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he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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