Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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