Betty ford says i'm here all night
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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