So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
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my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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