found the other keg... it's in the tree
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Dick very happy bro
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Randomize