Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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